Caro's Great Law of Tells
Players are either acting or they aren't.  If they are acting, then decide what they want you to do and disappoint them.

Caro's Law of Tells #1
Players often stack chips in a manner directly indicative of their style of play.  Conservative means conservative; sloppy means sloppy.

Caro's Law of Tells #2
Players often buy chips in a manner directly indicative of their style of play.  Flamboyant means flamboyant; guarded means guarded.

Caro's Law of Tells #3
Any unsophisticated player who bets, then shares his hand while awaiting a call, is unlikely to be bluffing.

Caro's Law of Tells #4
A trembling bet is a force to be feared.

Caro's Law of Tells #5
In the absence of indications to the contrary, call any bettor whose hand covers his mouth.

Caro's Laws of Tells #6
A genuine smile usually means a genuine hand; a forced smile is a bluff.

Caro's Laws of Tells #7
The friendlier a bettor is, the more apt he is to be bluffing.

Caro's Law of Tells #8
A player glances secretly at his chips only when he's considering a bet--and almost always because he's helped his hand.

Caro's Law of Tells #9
If a player looks and then checks instantly, it's unlikely that he improved his hand.

Caro's Law of Tells #10
If a player looks and then bets instantly, it's unlikely that he's bluffing.

Caro's Law of Tells #11
Disappoint any player who, by acting weak, is seeking your call.

Caro's Law of Tells #12
Disappoint any player who, by acting strong, is hoping you'll pass.

Caro's Law of Tells #13
Players staring at you are usually less of a threat than players staring away.

Caro's Law of Tells #14
Players staring at their cards are usually weak.

Caro's Law of Tells #15
Players reaching for their chips out of turn are usually weak.

Caro's Law of Tells #16
A weak player who gathers a pot prematurely is usually bluffing.

Caro's Law of Tells #17
When a player acts to spread his hand prematurely, it's usually because he's bluffing.

Caro's Law of Tells #18
If a player bets and then looks back at his hand as you reach for your chips, he's probably bluffing.

Caro's Law of Tells #19
A forceful or exaggerated bet usually means weakness.

Caro's Law of Tells #20
A gentle bet usually means strength.

Caro's Law of Tells #21
When in doubt, sit behind the money.

Caro's Law of Tells #22
When tells conflict, the player is acting.  Determine what he's trying to make you do by his most blatant mannerism.  Then generally do the opposite.

Caro's Law of Tells #23
A misdirected bet is almost always a bluff.

Caro's Law of Tells #24
Beware of sighs and sounds of sorrow.

Caro's Law of Tells #25
Don't call Pokerclack.